AFC South:
1) Indianapolis Colts - Manning, Wayne, a healthy Joe Addai... this offense will still be VERY dangerous. The defense has been quietly solid for years. Expect this team to still contend in the AFC.
“White guy at starting wide receiver and tight end. Hell yeah!! 11 wins” – Jeff Saturday, C
2) Tennessee Titans - A team that has the most underrated player (Keith Bullock) and the most overrated player (Vince Young) in the NFL. The most versatile running attack in the NFL as well, Chris Johnson and LenDale "Cheeseburger Deluxe" White, controls the clock and a defense that keeps them in every game. The showed their weaknesses against Baltimore in the playoffs with no danger in the passing game. They have added Nate Washington, but the world is about to realize he is no more than a #3 receiver.
“We better win!! If we don’t win I am going to throw the biggest fit ever!! It will be thrown better then any ball I have ever thrown!!! You watch!!” Vince Young, QB
3) Houston Texans - An electric young defense. The 2nd most underrated player in the NFL, Andre Johnson, along with a solid QB and an up and coming RB. Despite the talent and being the trendy pick every year to come out of their shell, the Texans manage to somehow sit at .500 by the end of the season.
"Guess Houston didn't look like fucking idiots when they Mario instead of Reggie did they? But we are a consistently mediocre, 8 wins" - Steve Slaton, RB
4) Jacksonville Jaguars - The O-line will be better after a injury riddled season last year. Everyone is jumping Maurie Jones-Drew's bones to have a huge year. Without Fred Taylor splitting the load he is going to get tons of touches, but that leads injuries. David Garrard looked poor last year, but again they had line issues. No one to throw to, a once great defense looks very porous. They missed the window 2 years ago and are now on a slippery slope down.
"Our top receiver's last good year was 2004 and he only had 55 catches. Its gonna be a long year. At least I have 0% body fat. 6 wins." - Greg Jones, FB
AFC West:
1) San Diego Chargers - Boat loads of offensive talent. A QB coming of a monster year. They may have finished 8-8 but were better than that. Plus this is the AFC West... its pathetic.
“How the fuck do I throw for 4,000 yards and 34 TDs and we only get 8 wins??? At least we play in the AFC West where 8 wins gets you a division title. 12 wins this year” –Phillip Rivers, QB
2) Kansas City Chiefs - A defense that is better, but it really couldn't have been worse. They had an awesome draft last year and another good one this year. They will improve, but more than 2 wins can't be that hard. Remember, they lost a few games in the final minute last year, including against San Diego.
“If we have another disappointing season, I’ll be so mad I could spit… a drink in a girls face. 7 wins” –Larry Johnson
3) Denver Broncos - The Jay Cutler fire sale ran through this team. The defense has talented players, but it is the WORST defense line in the league. Teams will run ALL OVER THEM.
“We’ve been in the top 10 in most defensive categories for the last 9 seasons. Oh wait. I’m not on Philly anymore??? I signed with Denver?? Oh shit! 6 wins.” –Brian Dawkins
4) Oakland Raiders - With the 7th pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select.... Darrius Heyward-Bey??? Yeah thats what they need. Another wide receiver. Who are they?? The fucking Lions?!
“I am probably gonna just stay in Indiana for a while. Work at Culpeppers and sub at Homer City. 5 Wins” –Michael Huff (my apologies, this is the wrong Michael Huff)
On a sad note, the NFL lost a great man on Tuesday. Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Johnson passed with a severe case of melanoma. A defensive pioneer, a quiet guy and an extremely well respected person from everyone in the league. He will be missed.
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